The Prophecy of Grooviness
Grooviness is the wardrobe of Power; the aesthetic supplement of the Elite. Good music, hot pants, sleek shoes, overcoats that sex up a silhouette. Grooviness makes the Man. It is a testament, a holy word that signifies the Cult of the New Human ‘Be In’. Can you hear it? This isn’t your Grandfather’s Grooviness; this isn’t ‘peace-nics’ and pot and bad art masquerading as social taboo, this is the Radical New Future. The era of the Evil Mothers is over, son. Where the body of limp idealism is now compost, the Flower of Grooviness grows tall! Think of it as a reclamation of terminology; Niggers are now Niggas and the Children of Sodom are now Groovy again! Can you hear it? The ‘Be In’ is now called to order and its judgment is swift and outta sight. Death to the Squares! Death to the Mad Downers who couldn’t stain a sheet with a naked Nico in the room. We will crush their wind pipes with polyester anklets and their unborn children will utter thanks and salutations. We will burn their cities with psychedelic lava heat lamps and poison their water with the Killer Cum of our Lord Semen. The era of Grooviness has arrived! Be In or Be Square.
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